My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
You can’t be a member of Team Free Will unless you’ve had glorious hair.
Does that mean Crowley can join the team too?
Can’t forget Lucifer
I think Balthazar is winning here.
I have this idea in my head.
So, say everyone really does have soulmates. And if your soulmate dies before you meet them, they become kind of your “guardian angel.” Like, they want you to live a really long great life, so they take care of you and protect as a ghost or something, because their life was so short. And it’s really kinda sad because they wish they could be with you but they can’t, so they wait until you can join them when you’re ready.
I dunno. Just an idea.
Write a book. Now.
i always thought the whole “broke college student” thing was an exaggeration but now that im actually in college im literally just
i visited my friend in college and bought him dinner off campus and some chocolate and microwave meals to take back to his dorm and he was just kind of dazed like he couldn’t believe what was happening he just stared at the food like it was his newborn child
yeah thats a pretty good representation of how it feels
Classic and Reverse harpies, mermaids, centaurs, and nagas
as a species we have this habit of tacking human faces onto animals and when you think about it, it looks kind of stupid, but it looks even stupider backwards
I’ms cryign this si how wikipedia describes mike awazowski
when your otp is about to kiss
and then they pull away at the last second
You mean like this
Or like this ?
so basically fucking disney is screwing with out otps since childhood
Yup, that’s it.
That’s the post.
i CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE I JUST IMAGINED ELTON JOHN ZOOMING UP ON HIS WHITE PIANO LIKE NYOOOM TIME TO SAVE ROCK AND ROLL BITCHES
h ELP ME
on my way to save rock and roll